Here are 25 funny Christmas sayings to add some humor to your holiday cards:
"Dear Santa, I can explain…"
"It's all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list."
"Don't get your tinsel in a tangle!"
"Christmas calories don't count."
"All I want for Christmas is naps and snacks."
"Dear Santa, define 'nice.'"
"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
"Be nice to the fat guy—he’s bringing you presents!"
"Eat, drink, and be merry—for tomorrow we diet!"
"Santa saw your Instagram photos. You’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas."
"Merry Christmas! Let's eat, drink, and be tacky!"
"Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip."
"Wishing you a stocking full of fun—and no lumps of coal!"
"Santa has the right idea—visit people only once a year."
"I put so much thought into your gift that it’s now too late to get it!"
"Christmas is Claus for celebration!"
"You’re on my nice list (but let’s keep that between us)."
"Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer!"
"Who needs snow when you have wine glow?"
"Santa called—I told him you were good this year and laughed hysterically."
"May your Christmas be as lit as your tree!"
"Dear Santa, I was good at being naughty. Does that count?"
"Here's to a season filled with warmth, comfort, and cheesy holiday movies!"
"Forget the mistletoe—bring on the wine!"
"When you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear."
Hope these bring a smile to your holiday greetings! 🎄✨
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